A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
To get to the same side.
A bigger target.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.