What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.