Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

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Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.