Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.