What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M