What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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they both capture the moment.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."