Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"