What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Gnat Jokes More Gnat Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"