What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.