He did gnat see that coming"
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It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
One
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
Trick question the rooster.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Dayuum. I'd hit that."
Coming unscrewed
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Because they are insects.
Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?
Who cares...
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.