Gnat Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.