Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

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Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.