Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.