Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.