Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !