Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )