To screw in the lightbulb.
Because they were Turkish.
Because Intermediate value theorem
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Half a centipede !
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
'Where is the bar tended?'
I'd like some H20 please.
