Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!