To screw in the lightbulb.
Jesus died on the cross
Because he had fowl languange.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
A vegetarian.
Being able to walk.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
To get drunk