How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.