How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe