Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.