Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.