Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !