Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert