Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Philippine Jokes More Philippine Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Spring Training Jokes More Spring Training Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.