Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.