Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.