Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole