Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.