Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.