Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.