Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.