What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA