Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo