Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.