Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.