What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh