What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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They start coffin.

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!