What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower