What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50