What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!