What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.