What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.