Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!