Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.