Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!