What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Tangle Jokes More Tangle Jokes

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.