How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.