How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.