How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.