How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.