How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Second Thought Jokes More Second Thought Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you