How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.