There are Dave Matthews fans
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band