How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans