How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band