Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.