Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK