When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt: