What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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He came and went at the same time.

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Take me to your liter!

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.