What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Because they're infeggtious

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5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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Try or try not, there is no do.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!