What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!