Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.