How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile