How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...