How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...