What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.