What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.