What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.