Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.