Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.