What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.