What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.