Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.