What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.