What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy