What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy