Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

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My career is in Jeopardy!"

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'