Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'