Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.