What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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It doesn't need cleaning.

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What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

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Lmao Zedong

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Li Ning

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Starving.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.