It doesn't need cleaning.
The Battery has a positive side.
Because she ain't special, Shiite.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
None, that's women's work!
They use Google Mops.
Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.
Altha'or syzygena
By ski-mail.
It was the only way he could send it.
