Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!