Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!