Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."