What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.