What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water