What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water